Cultural Trend: Putting Your Hair Up in .2 Seconds Flat

We've all seen it and cringed. That girl in your math class who looks like she slept with that messy bun on her head. WHAT IS SHE THINKING? Answer: She isn't.
I don't know what is wrong with today's fashion trends in high school, but I for one am pissed. Why would you purposefully make yourself look like you don't care what you look like? If you are gonna spend 20 minutes making your hair look a hot damn mess, don't talk to me because unlike you, I don't have time to waste.
When I see a girl with a bun or ponytail on top of her head (or in some incredibly severe cases, in her FACE), I wanna pull it out of that bun and out of her head. Does this sound extreme? Yes. Is it extreme? No.
The only time I allow my hair to look that much of a mess, is when I have no intention of another human or even animal coming into my presence for a good 24 hours. If I have to see you and your out-of-control hairball on your forehead in the halls, please apologize in passing, or wear a paper bag over your head.
I don't know who started this or thought it should be socially acceptable, but that person should be thrown in prison by the fashion police. I hope for the sake and eyes of all sane humans in the future, that this trend quickly disperses and disappears from the face of the earth.